




What could have caused grown man to cry?

Mothers inogara kuBorrowdale yakasimuka ikapa testimony muchurch yekughetto.
(Salad accent)Mothers: Halleluyah vanhu vaMwari!!!Church: Aaamenii!!!!!!!!
Mathaz: Hama dzangu Mwari vakanaka chokwadi.Bible rinotaura shuwa kuti God looks afta us everydheyi.
Munoziva this week has just been stressful muhupenyu hwangu nefamily yangu.
What happened is on Monday ndakangofuma ndiri tired. I didnt want to go to work but then I just couldn't resist it since dady(vamuhusband) vanga vandivigira outfit nyowani pavakabva kuNew Zealand, I just had to wear it for him otherwise vaizofunga kuti handisi grateful.
Ndakamuka ndikapripeya. ndakati ndapinda mukitchen ndakawana sisi vachiboilisa milk yecereal yemwana mu my favourite microwave yandandatumirwa necousin yangu iri kuStates. Milk iyeye yakabva yaspilla ikamess microwave.
Munoziva ndakapererwa so. Ndakavabvunza sisi kuti LG inoboilisirwa milk yanga yaita sei vakati all 3 microwaves aive mukitchen anga asisa shande.hucareless hwakadii vanhu vaMwari.
ndakabva ndangobuda ndikaenda. Palunch I decided to cum home since last week yanga yapera ndichidyira lunch kuCresta Oasis. ndakati ndichinoturna kupinda mudrive yedu motorolla v600 yangu yakabva yarira. I thot kuti yaive samsung since matones akada kufanana.
pandaka richa out to get the fone from my letha handabag ndakabudisa nokia instead.
nekuda kweconfusion yaiitika ndaka ngopressa remote yegate ndichibva ndangosvikongopinda. What I hadn't realised is kuti daddy vaibudawo at the sametym.
my new convertable yanga yaimpotwa a week and a half ago yakasviko crusha mux5 yadady. I was so shocked and paniking also. ndakavhura door nemota kuti ndibude.
pandakada kuti ndiende out of the car to see what had happened ndakatrippa heel yebhutsu yangu dzanga dzichangotengwa kubva kuAustralia ikabva yatyoka. ndakasvikodonhera muflower bed ndichibva ndatyora mawhite roses aibluma ipapo.
dady vakauya kuzoona kuti am I alright only to realise kuti mapulling socks angu anga alada. I was hurt coz I loved mapulling iwayo it was a collection I had brought from Mauritius pandakabva kuholiday last month.
Due to frustration ndakabva ndabata musoro ndichichema forgetting kuti ndangandichibva kusaloon. Ipapo ndakabva ndamessa a hair style yanga yakosta almost $100. I had done it coz I had a meeting that evening saka it meant kuti I had to go kusaloon again.
ndichiri kufunga izvozvo dady vakabva vanditi I had to go inside and take off my outfit coz it was ruined. Vakabva vafonera bhudhi vemgadheni kuti vauye neVolvo yangairi mugarage kugate. Munoziva henyu Mwari vanondida coz ipapo dady vakabva vati I didn't have to worry about the damage to my car since he had promised X3 for my birthday in two months.
vakati I could use any of his porche` cars for the time being. ndosaka maona ndauya neimwe mota this sunday but then ndinouya nedifferent cars almost every sunday so vamwe venyu havana kuzvinotisa. Volvo payakasvika ndakaendeswa inside. ndakasviko pinda mumba waneiyi sis havasati vapedza kucleaner mumba.
I was surprised kuti munhu anotadza kucleaner 8 bedroomed house nei iye anemamachines anoita zvese. maplates edinner yelast nyt anga achiri mudishwasher.ndakaenda mubedroom kuti ndiite bath but time yangayatopera ndakazongoshawa and I refreshed.
pakuenda kuwalking closet yangu, most appropriate outfits angaasati adzoka kudrycleaners kuzoti kudaidai pamalatest arrivals ndingawane chinhu. ndakatomboenda kuwalking closet yaday but sis hamenowo kwavanga varongedza my outfits day raakauya nadady manheru from Canada. The only outfit I could wear was from Paris which I had worn last year but one. You can imagine how embarrased I was.
I had to wear bhutsu dzangadzabva kuMorocco mufunge coz I had misplaced makeys to my shoe cupboard. I had no choice honestly. Ndakangozvisiira mumaoko aMwari. You can imagine kufara kwandakaita when I got back to work and was told kuti meeting was kuMeikles hotel. since tiri maregular clients at least the people knew my dressing reputation. It would be different from a hotel yandisindaziviwe.
pandaka zodzoka Monday manheru ndakarumbidza Mwari zvekuti flat screen yakabiwa neWednesday + nyangwe hake Tadiwa(only child) akapwanya screen yelaptop yangu on Friday handina kurwadziwa nekuti Mwari vainge vandisimbisa week ichitanga.

One day Gari met a sweet lady Rudo and fell in love with her. He was so in love that he started making plans to marry her. Months passed by and the two were happy. It was now time for Gari’s birthday and Rudo thought there was no other way to celebrate this wonderful day than inviting both her family & Gari’s as well. To spice it up, Rudo decided to make it a surprise! So Rudo called Gari at work & said “Sweetie, instead of us celebrating out, let’s have a nice dinner at my apartment”!...And of cause Gari said yes.
But there was a slight problem, ever since they started dating; Gari never told Rudo his secret addiction for baked beans & boiled eggs (we all know what hard boiled eggs & beans can do to our stomach).
... anywhere, during his lunch time, Gari decided to treat himself with a lot of hard boiled eggs & baked beans until his stomach was fullest. With a good, long 6hours between his lunch & his special dinner with lovely Rudo; Gari thought he would be able to walk off any ill effects of the beans by the time he reached home. He had consumed large portions of both the baked beans and eggs, so he made sure that he released ALL the gas before he made his way to Rudo’s place.
Upon his arrival, Rudo was so excited to see him and exclaimed gloriously;
“Darling, I have a surprise for you, but I need to blind fold you first!”
So Rudo blindfolded him and led him to a chair at the dinner table, but before she removed the blind fold, Rudo’s phone started ringing and she quickly said;
“Honey, I really have to answer this but please DO NOT remove the blind fold or even try to peep through,”…and Gari promised he won’t! Rudo went into the next room where Gari could hear her voice talking.
Gas started building in Gari’s stomach and really wanted to release it, all the beans and boiled eggs he had consumed earlier were still affecting him and the pressure in the stomach was getting unbearable. So while Rudo was still talking on the phone, he seized the opportunity; he shifted his weight to one side of the body and just let everything go. He made that silent one and it smelled like a dead carcass. He quickly took off his blazer and started fanning the room vigorously.
He shifted again, and ripped a few more that smelled more than cooked cabbage; and while keeping his ears to the phone conversation, he kept on fanning the room on the double. When Rudo’s phone conversation was finally over, he was now feeling so relieved and happy, he just made a few more quick fanning then he sat down again. The pleasure he felt was inexpressible, feeling very relieved and pleased with himself, and his face all innocent.
Rudo apologized for taking so long and she asked if he had peeped through the blindfold and he assured her he had not. At that moment, Rudo screamed “surprise…” removing the blindfold, only for Gari to realize all this time he was surrounded by both his family and Rudo’s family.
What a memorable birthday it was for Gari…!